Swine flu. Waterboarding. My insane desire to try aerial yoga. There are many Important Topics I could blog about and yet what I want to know today is: Does this blog make my butt look big?

But there has been one noticeably negative result of all that bloggy loving: a drastic increase in computer time. Don't get me wrong, my geeky Computer Information Systems degree-holding heart has always checked my e-mail before breakfast and I heart xkcd so much that if I ever got a tattoo it would be a stick figure in a fedora but since becoming a dedicated blogger, it's morphed into a time commitment of part-time job proportions. That I don't get paid for.

I couldn't find any studies to exactly back me up but I'm seeing a positive correlation between increased screen time and increased Charlotte in general. Mostly I think this is because if I weren't blogging right now, I'd be cleaning my house or chasing my kids. And while swiffering my ceiling fans and repeatedly dragging a toddler out of the street are not major calorie torchers they certainly burn more than, well, sitting here doing this. You know you have a problem when time spent blogging exceeds time spent actually exercising (and I exercise 1-2 hours a day so that tells you how much I blog).
Another factor is that all this blogging has made me a little more - how to say this kindly? - neurotic. I was crazy to begin with. And blogging has just opened my eyes to the vast conspiracy theory that is the Internet. Even the fit-o-sphere harbors its own dark sides. For instance, yesterday I got all worked up over those Hydroxycut ads - ads for a product that I've never bought and never plan on buying. And while previously those ads have always irritated me, by the time I finished my post last night, I was in such a state I needed two Tums. (Okay, it helped that they were the "creamy" variety and in my mind are just as good as candy. But still.) All I'm saying is that before I started blogging I never knew how many protein powders actually exist and I think I was happier without this knowledge.
I was re-reading some old posts last night from when this blog started and I noticed two things: a) My posts have gotten significantly longer and more involved and b) I've become more strident in my tone and more cynical in my thinking. Meditation notwithstanding, all this negativity isn't good for my stress levels and we all know that stress = fat. Which is not to say that blogging has made me this way - I've always been a bit of a cynic - but rather exacerbated my natural negativity.

Thanks! I love you guys! You all are the reason this is such a fun hobby for me!
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